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Privacy policy

What this site collects

Almost nothing. This is a static site with no accounts, no login, and no tracking of its own. Last updated 12 Nov 2026.

Information collected directly

None. There are no accounts, no sign-in, no forms, no comments and no newsletter. The site sets no cookies of its own and runs no analytics or advertising scripts.

Information collected automatically

The site is hosted by Netlify, which like any web host processes technical information needed to serve a page: IP address, browser user agent, the requested URL and a timestamp. These are standard server logs, handled under Netlify's own privacy policy and retained according to their schedule. They are not combined with anything else, and are not used to build a profile of any visitor.

Forecast data

Weather data shown here comes from NOAA's publicly available GDAS analysis. It describes the atmosphere, not people. Nothing published on this site is derived from or linked to any visitor.

The TikTok integration

This project includes software that posts its own forecast videos to a single TikTok account belonging to the site's operator. It exists only to publish content the operator has produced.

Sharing

No data is sold, rented or shared. There are no third-party trackers. The only external parties involved are the web host that serves these pages and, for the publishing software described above, TikTok itself.

Children

This site is not directed at children and knowingly collects no information from anyone, of any age.

Changes and contact

If this policy changes, the revised version will be published here with a new date. Questions about privacy can be sent to the contact address listed on the domain's registration or through the site's host.

This policy describes the site's actual behaviour and is not legal advice.